The Safari Hunter at the Smokefrog Lounge

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The Safari Hunter

This guy joins a riflry cub.

And he's very excited because all the buzz is about the big, upcoming hunters convention coming to town.

This is big medicine to him because he loves to swap hunting stories.

So, the big day finally arrives and he finds the oldest man in the room; this guy is ninety-six years old.

And he says, [into charactor] "I remember hunting the African Savana back in '36".

"Lion hunting, we was".

"Well, we couldn't find any lions, so I sat to rest near a tree and fell asleep".

"When I woke, there was a huge lion standing in front of me and he said, ... Rooooaaarrr !"

"Well, I just shit my pants".

And the other fella says, "I can't blame you; I think that, if I woke to a lion standing in front of me, I'd probably soil myself too!"

Then the old man said, "No, no. Not then ... just now when I said Rooooaaarrr !".

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